| Dating Resume Objective Searching for Mr. Right (But I'll settle for Mr. Right Now) for meaningful (not sure what meaning) relationship for a duration of time. Experience 1994-2002 - Active Dating *Dancing and singing *Maitained active partying group of friends *Employed full time so as not to be left without the stunning outfits 2002 - Live -In Girlfriend *Cleaned and maintained home *Available for consumption (although never tested) *Employed full time so as to have an excuse to get out of the house 2002-Present - Active Dating... Again *See above "Active Dating" and subtrack full time job Skills *Office skills to allow me to run all the financial and orginizational aspects of life so that the men in my life may persue their love of PS2 *Witty and morbid sense of humor *Creative thinker on places to go *Natural good luck charm References Skyler - 1987 "Someone double-dared me to be her boyfriend so I had to. But I dumped her after ten seconds." Bradley - 1994 & 1997 "For some reason, she only looks appealing when I already have a girlfriend so I have to see her on the side. Wait. Uh, Kristen's not going to be able to read this, right?" Thomas - 2002 "Yeah, she was sweet and stuff. Cooked good , too! But I think she might be an evil witch sent from Satan to pollute my brain. She does wierd things. Plus I think I might be gay." Random Men - 1994-Present "Sweet! Check out her tits!" CLICK HERE FOR LARGER VIEW |
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By ADGere
In one of my previous theories, I quoted a few statements that I truly believe, or more
should I say, feel when I recite them from time to time. Now I am far from perfect and as I
usually quote, perfectly flawed in living life daily is a better way to put it if I can. In saying
that, I also say that on many occasions, I find myself being like the rest of the world, very
contradictory in my words and actions at times. Yeah that’s right, I mean as strange as it
may seem, men can also change their minds as quick or as often as women, and that’s
okay if that person can handle what comes with the change. Thousands of people often
comment or send me feedback on things I may have insinuated or jotted down in text,
wondering if I do actually practice what I preach or am I grooming myself to be the next
Dr. Phil or some newspaper columnist that is not flawed perfectly. The answer is yes and
no when I tell them, “I am using my thoughts I put down in text as a map or blueprint, and
sometime do get lost upon the way because I am human and do make mistakes. I use my
words as bread crumbs to remind me of the path I am on, so whenever lost, I have things
that re-direct me back to the direction or path I selected to travel on from the start. So
yes and no is the answer and knowing
where one is going is a lot better to me than randomly winding up somewhere and not
knowing how you got there”. But back to the clichés or statements that sometimes
seem to have no meaning when you over analyze them, because throughout this
theory, I will use them as examples. For example, ever heard these quotes; blind as a
bat or happy as a lark? Well Bats have excellent vision and Larks are one of the most
mentally depressed birds on the planet, so who in the hell came up with those sayings,
need to do a little bit better research in starting something that is not fully true. What
about those that says that if it seems too good to be true, then it is? Well here is my
opinion on that statement; if a person does think something or someone is too good
to be true, what they are saying to me is that they are not in a position to appreciate
it or how it is presented. Because of experiences, a person’s exposure and
environment, people learn and witness thing at different rates. But even more
important, a person to me in my opinion, needs to be fully receptive to the
teaching of life, and not let themselves get in their own way in learning anything
beyond their own understanding. In many ways subliminally, we all sometimes
believe that we are not deserving of things and would rather try to create
something that is not capable of being what we wish for it to be or form, instead of
modifying or adapting ourselves to accept what is being shown and strive for it.
I mean cream always rises to the top and if washed correctly, all dirt comes out
in the rinse cycle if you use the right detergent. I remember when first being
introduced to physics or trigonometry in school that shit looked like a mixture of
Chinese and Greek graffiti until I took out the time to listen, learn, absorb and
respect it for what it is. Many curse lawyers and other specialty professions for
the outrageous prices they charge without taking in account the foreign and
systematic language they speak and the focus and many years it took for them
to learn it. It’s the rarity factor that makes things what they are in our society,
so to treat or view it as routine, is giving it a dis-service to the time invested and
ones ability to know they have such a gift. But even in saying that, just having a
gift doesn’t guarantee success. My coaches always told me that even though
I had the God-given ability to play basketball, if I didn’t work on my craft, I would
never reach my full potential. They always stressed to all of us that they would
rather have good students that love the sport than great athletes that didn’t
respect the game. Talent or having the gift is nothing if you don’t have the work
ethic to maintain and excel that gift. That’s where I think the stereo typing
comes in, and the labels people sometimes place on things that are totally
unreachable. Have you ever heard the stereotype of being The Black Sheep of
the Family or being Black Balled? I don’t know about you, but to me, that is very
judgmental on the word black and very much defined in a negative way for those
that are labeled or placed with that name to define their race, clothing and more.
But that is my opinion and I will reach deeper into this theory to try and explore the
unknown. Also, let me not forget to tell all of you that have welcomed me back in
enormous numbers THANK YOU, and I will do my best to keep lifting the bar and to
become the standard in my words. Thank you and let’s get down to business as
usual.
Back in college, I did a lot of strange things by any mans standard on being macho,
and to this day, still wonder why. I mean being a very young scholar-athlete, there
is this stereotype when you come from California that you are a little bit of this and
a whole lot of that, and in all reality, you don’t even know what that or this is at that
age because you are just being yourself if you don’t fall into the hype.
By ADGere
In one of my previous theories, I quoted a few statements that I truly believe, or more
should I say, feel when I recite them from time to time. Now I am far from perfect and as I
usually quote, perfectly flawed in living life daily is a better way to put it if I can. In saying
that, I also say that on many occasions, I find myself being like the rest of the world, very
contradictory in my words and actions at times. Yeah that’s right, I mean as strange as it
may seem, men can also change their minds as quick or as often as women, and that’s
okay if that person can handle what comes with the change. Thousands of people often
comment or send me feedback on things I may have insinuated or jotted down in text,
wondering if I do actually practice what I preach or am I grooming myself to be the next
Dr. Phil or some newspaper columnist that is not flawed perfectly. The answer is yes and
no when I tell them, “I am using my thoughts I put down in text as a map or blueprint, and
sometime do get lost upon the way because I am human and do make mistakes. I use my
words as bread crumbs to remind me of the path I am on, so whenever lost, I have things
that re-direct me back to the direction or path I selected to travel on from the start. So
yes and no is the answer and knowing
where one is going is a lot better to me than randomly winding up somewhere and not
knowing how you got there”. But back to the clichés or statements that sometimes
seem to have no meaning when you over analyze them, because throughout this
theory, I will use them as examples. For example, ever heard these quotes; blind as a
bat or happy as a lark? Well Bats have excellent vision and Larks are one of the most
mentally depressed birds on the planet, so who in the hell came up with those sayings,
need to do a little bit better research in starting something that is not fully true. What
about those that says that if it seems too good to be true, then it is? Well here is my
opinion on that statement; if a person does think something or someone is too good
to be true, what they are saying to me is that they are not in a position to appreciate
it or how it is presented. Because of experiences, a person’s exposure and
environment, people learn and witness thing at different rates. But even more
important, a person to me in my opinion, needs to be fully receptive to the
teaching of life, and not let themselves get in their own way in learning anything
beyond their own understanding. In many ways subliminally, we all sometimes
believe that we are not deserving of things and would rather try to create
something that is not capable of being what we wish for it to be or form, instead of
modifying or adapting ourselves to accept what is being shown and strive for it.
I mean cream always rises to the top and if washed correctly, all dirt comes out
in the rinse cycle if you use the right detergent. I remember when first being
introduced to physics or trigonometry in school that shit looked like a mixture of
Chinese and Greek graffiti until I took out the time to listen, learn, absorb and
respect it for what it is. Many curse lawyers and other specialty professions for
the outrageous prices they charge without taking in account the foreign and
systematic language they speak and the focus and many years it took for them
to learn it. It’s the rarity factor that makes things what they are in our society,
so to treat or view it as routine, is giving it a dis-service to the time invested and
ones ability to know they have such a gift. But even in saying that, just having a
gift doesn’t guarantee success. My coaches always told me that even though
I had the God-given ability to play basketball, if I didn’t work on my craft, I would
never reach my full potential. They always stressed to all of us that they would
rather have good students that love the sport than great athletes that didn’t
respect the game. Talent or having the gift is nothing if you don’t have the work
ethic to maintain and excel that gift. That’s where I think the stereo typing
comes in, and the labels people sometimes place on things that are totally
unreachable. Have you ever heard the stereotype of being The Black Sheep of
the Family or being Black Balled? I don’t know about you, but to me, that is very
judgmental on the word black and very much defined in a negative way for those
that are labeled or placed with that name to define their race, clothing and more.
But that is my opinion and I will reach deeper into this theory to try and explore the
unknown. Also, let me not forget to tell all of you that have welcomed me back in
enormous numbers THANK YOU, and I will do my best to keep lifting the bar and to
become the standard in my words. Thank you and let’s get down to business as
usual.
Back in college, I did a lot of strange things by any mans standard on being macho,
and to this day, still wonder why. I mean being a very young scholar-athlete, there
is this stereotype when you come from California that you are a little bit of this and
a whole lot of that, and in all reality, you don’t even know what that or this is at that
age because you are just being yourself if you don’t fall into the hype.
