| Dating Resume Objective Searching for Mr. Right (But I'll settle for Mr. Right Now) for meaningful (not sure what meaning) relationship for a duration of time. Experience 1994-2002 - Active Dating *Dancing and singing *Maitained active partying group of friends *Employed full time so as not to be left without the stunning outfits 2002 - Live -In Girlfriend *Cleaned and maintained home *Available for consumption (although never tested) *Employed full time so as to have an excuse to get out of the house 2002-Present - Active Dating... Again *See above "Active Dating" and subtrack full time job Skills *Office skills to allow me to run all the financial and orginizational aspects of life so that the men in my life may persue their love of PS2 *Witty and morbid sense of humor *Creative thinker on places to go *Natural good luck charm References Skyler - 1987 "Someone double-dared me to be her boyfriend so I had to. But I dumped her after ten seconds." Bradley - 1994 & 1997 "For some reason, she only looks appealing when I already have a girlfriend so I have to see her on the side. Wait. Uh, Kristen's not going to be able to read this, right?" Thomas - 2002 "Yeah, she was sweet and stuff. Cooked good , too! But I think she might be an evil witch sent from Satan to pollute my brain. She does wierd things. Plus I think I might be gay." Random Men - 1994-Present "Sweet! Check out her tits!" CLICK HERE FOR LARGER VIEW |
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By ADGere
But in the mornings, I did something many men do but don’t openly admit, and can say that
it helped me in some ways and now has helped me to elaborate things in a more universal
way in text and in my daily life. I actually scheduled my classes around this ritual, and did
so my entire career in the college and a few years after, so maybe it was a little bit more
than just a phase. I guess it’s safe to say that I was addicted, obsessed or hooked each
and every morning, and did so proudly and felt somewhat connected to people I didn’t
even know or was never going to meet. Back when Luke and Laura were after the Ice
Princess, or Adam & Stuart Chandler were going back and forth, I was hooked. When
Alan Quartermaine was buying up the world, everyone and their daddy was doin Erica
Kane and Ryan’s Hope was seriously putting it down for us fiends, I was there every step
of the way in Pine Valley, proudly following each plot like it was my life. I don’t watch
daytime soap operas anymore because I basically grew out of them and got a life (smile),
but know that it would honestly only take about a month and I could more than likely pick
back up on the story line. Like my Late Uncle always said, “The game never changes,
just the people involved and playing them, life is a constant re-run so walk slow and see
all that you can”. My newest addiction on the screen is “Made Men” and it was “The
Soprano’s” until it just ended. I loved the diversity of Tony Soprano, and how he was
ruthless, humble, fucked-up and truly family oriented. I bet if he had the proper
guidance when he was younger, instead of running his crime family, he could have ran
a corporation on the other side of the Hudson in Dirty Jerzee, seriously. I used to be
into “Nip/Tuck”, but that show got way out there and I had to leave that alone. But
without a doubt, all of them still takes a back seat to The Biography Channel and
shows in that forum. Because of the insight it gives me on the things I can now relate
to as a man. But now one of my favorite television shows in the morning, excuse
me, my favorite show that I do not miss in the morning is The View. That’s right, I
am a loyal follower and viewer of the show that is directly catering to women, and
do it for many reasons. I enjoy the format, the Hot Topics and the guest they select.
I’m a big Regis and Kelly fan, but really watch The View whenever I am at in the
world. Hell, I even Tivo it if I think I won’t be near a television or pre-occupied
because I enjoy it that much, to make sure I don’t miss a thing. At night I watch
Conan religiously, but in the mornings, it’s The View. Someone I knew said they
used to watch it, but no longer watches it because she doesn’t see or hear a
voice for black women since Star Jones left. They said that the black women that
maybe watched the show before she left stopped because of the addition to
Rosie O’Donnell and they can’t relate to her and her brashness. Well I’m really
feeling weird because I’m a man, and I really don’t think a male personality will be
joining them anytime soon. But as far as Rosie, I look at it as a challenge and a
way to learn more about what you don’t know. I mean come on, a not so
physically attractive gay woman from Brooklyn that is an okay actress, climbed
her way to the top and you can’t even respect that or her efforts, come on!! You
see there are no men on there, but I find it interesting in terms of the aspects and
interpretations these four well educated and defined women bring. Hell, I will
even go as far as to say that what is missing on the show is a ghetto-fided
hoochie mama with four different baby daddies. That’s right, a proud welfare
mama wearing pink fluffy slippers and rollers or red or blue horse hair braided
down to the floor would definitely spice up the show a little bit. I personally think
it would be entertaining on a realistic angle, because she would bring that
street angle to this popular main stream show, and really give it to them
straight from her perspective. Come on, can’t you just see this woman sitting
next to Barbara Walters talking about Paris Hilton in and out of jail, when one of
her baby daddies is dodging bullets over in the Middle East? That is reality
television for yo ass, FO Real!
Now on the same lines as The View, I wrote a while back what is more than likely
, the truest, realist and funniest theory I have ever written. The theory, “IE……
shh” is not only real, but somewhat on the lines of what happened to me the other
day. Now my best friend goes out with a woman that I have to actually make an
effort to try to remember her name when I see her. Now this is my best friend, we
hang like two balls on an elephant and talk daily to each other more times than I
care to admit. He has been with this woman for about two years, and even when I
see her and slip out the word “Gymmie”, she laughs but doesn’t really know how
we came up with the name we religiously call her. But he and I have this thing we
do in describing people we are talking about, and refer to everyone with
nicknames. We do it out of respect, and have never really done it to put anyone
down or make fun of them, it’s just our thing.
By ADGere
But in the mornings, I did something many men do but don’t openly admit, and can say that
it helped me in some ways and now has helped me to elaborate things in a more universal
way in text and in my daily life. I actually scheduled my classes around this ritual, and did
so my entire career in the college and a few years after, so maybe it was a little bit more
than just a phase. I guess it’s safe to say that I was addicted, obsessed or hooked each
and every morning, and did so proudly and felt somewhat connected to people I didn’t
even know or was never going to meet. Back when Luke and Laura were after the Ice
Princess, or Adam & Stuart Chandler were going back and forth, I was hooked. When
Alan Quartermaine was buying up the world, everyone and their daddy was doin Erica
Kane and Ryan’s Hope was seriously putting it down for us fiends, I was there every step
of the way in Pine Valley, proudly following each plot like it was my life. I don’t watch
daytime soap operas anymore because I basically grew out of them and got a life (smile),
but know that it would honestly only take about a month and I could more than likely pick
back up on the story line. Like my Late Uncle always said, “The game never changes,
just the people involved and playing them, life is a constant re-run so walk slow and see
all that you can”. My newest addiction on the screen is “Made Men” and it was “The
Soprano’s” until it just ended. I loved the diversity of Tony Soprano, and how he was
ruthless, humble, fucked-up and truly family oriented. I bet if he had the proper
guidance when he was younger, instead of running his crime family, he could have ran
a corporation on the other side of the Hudson in Dirty Jerzee, seriously. I used to be
into “Nip/Tuck”, but that show got way out there and I had to leave that alone. But
without a doubt, all of them still takes a back seat to The Biography Channel and
shows in that forum. Because of the insight it gives me on the things I can now relate
to as a man. But now one of my favorite television shows in the morning, excuse
me, my favorite show that I do not miss in the morning is The View. That’s right, I
am a loyal follower and viewer of the show that is directly catering to women, and
do it for many reasons. I enjoy the format, the Hot Topics and the guest they select.
I’m a big Regis and Kelly fan, but really watch The View whenever I am at in the
world. Hell, I even Tivo it if I think I won’t be near a television or pre-occupied
because I enjoy it that much, to make sure I don’t miss a thing. At night I watch
Conan religiously, but in the mornings, it’s The View. Someone I knew said they
used to watch it, but no longer watches it because she doesn’t see or hear a
voice for black women since Star Jones left. They said that the black women that
maybe watched the show before she left stopped because of the addition to
Rosie O’Donnell and they can’t relate to her and her brashness. Well I’m really
feeling weird because I’m a man, and I really don’t think a male personality will be
joining them anytime soon. But as far as Rosie, I look at it as a challenge and a
way to learn more about what you don’t know. I mean come on, a not so
physically attractive gay woman from Brooklyn that is an okay actress, climbed
her way to the top and you can’t even respect that or her efforts, come on!! You
see there are no men on there, but I find it interesting in terms of the aspects and
interpretations these four well educated and defined women bring. Hell, I will
even go as far as to say that what is missing on the show is a ghetto-fided
hoochie mama with four different baby daddies. That’s right, a proud welfare
mama wearing pink fluffy slippers and rollers or red or blue horse hair braided
down to the floor would definitely spice up the show a little bit. I personally think
it would be entertaining on a realistic angle, because she would bring that
street angle to this popular main stream show, and really give it to them
straight from her perspective. Come on, can’t you just see this woman sitting
next to Barbara Walters talking about Paris Hilton in and out of jail, when one of
her baby daddies is dodging bullets over in the Middle East? That is reality
television for yo ass, FO Real!
Now on the same lines as The View, I wrote a while back what is more than likely
, the truest, realist and funniest theory I have ever written. The theory, “IE……
shh” is not only real, but somewhat on the lines of what happened to me the other
day. Now my best friend goes out with a woman that I have to actually make an
effort to try to remember her name when I see her. Now this is my best friend, we
hang like two balls on an elephant and talk daily to each other more times than I
care to admit. He has been with this woman for about two years, and even when I
see her and slip out the word “Gymmie”, she laughs but doesn’t really know how
we came up with the name we religiously call her. But he and I have this thing we
do in describing people we are talking about, and refer to everyone with
nicknames. We do it out of respect, and have never really done it to put anyone
down or make fun of them, it’s just our thing.