| Dating Resume Objective Searching for Mr. Right (But I'll settle for Mr. Right Now) for meaningful (not sure what meaning) relationship for a duration of time. Experience 1994-2002 - Active Dating *Dancing and singing *Maitained active partying group of friends *Employed full time so as not to be left without the stunning outfits 002 - Live -In Girlfriend *Cleaned and maintained home *Available for consumption (although never tested) *Employed full time so as to have an excuse to get out of the house 2002-Present - Active Dating... Again *See above "Active Dating" and subtrack full time job Skills *Office skills to allow me to run all the financial and orginizational aspects of life so that the men in my life may persue their love of PS2 *Witty and morbid sense of humor *Creative thinker on places to go *Natural good luck charm References Skyler - 1987 "Someone double-dared me to be her boyfriend so I had to. But I dumped her after ten seconds." Bradley - 1994 & 1997 "For some reason, she only looks appealing when I already have a girlfriend so I have to see her on the side. Wait. Uh, Kristen's not going to be able to read this, right?" Thomas - 2002 "Yeah, she was sweet and stuff. Cooked good , too! But I think she might be an evil witch sent from Satan to pollute my brain. She does wierd things. Plus I think I might be gay." Random Men - 1994-Present "Sweet! Check out her tits!" |
