Elvis the Elf is in the building! Pardon the green suede shoes, but I'm your handsome handy helper.
Thanks for clicking on me. Most people just think I'm cute and just stare at me all day when visiting
this site, but I'm much more than just a pretty face. Let me show you around my own little personal
section. Oh yeah, if you're reading this, turn up the volume on your speakers so you can hear what I
sound like. I can write, draw, sing, and do all sorts of things, but I won't show you those talents now,
because our time is limited and there's so much more to see here besides me.
Most of the questions that I get from visitors like you are basic ones that fall into a handful of
categories. These questions are general, and if there's something else you need to know, just submit
your question to our information department. My cousin works over there, and he will respond to you
by email, usually in about 24 hours.
So, lets get started, and thanks for coming to my home. Here are some answers to the most frequently
asked questions. And yeah, I did this myself, aren't you proud of me? Thank you very much.
Q: How do I navigate through this website?
That's easy! Just use your mouse to move the cursor over the page, revealing the many links embedded
throughout the site. Anytime that an image responds to the cursor, you have found a link; left click on
the link to be transported to another area of the site. You can always use your browser's "back" button
to return to the previous page. Take some time to explore the site! There are lots of interesting
diversions to be found here, some of them hidden.
Q: I'm lost! What can I do?
Simply left click on Elvis the Elf if you need help with any aspect of the site. Elvis can display the
various areas of the site, and can even direct you to outside resources, if needed.
Q: The Theories are supposed to be accompanied by music, but I don't hear any. What do I do?
All of the pages on this website feature musical accompaniment, delivered by .wav file. If you are not
able to hear the music, please check your speakers and computer settings to ensure that your
experience of this site is as rich as we intended it to be.
Q: Where did the music come from?
All of the artists featured on this site have been brought to you by MMMM. If you are interested in
finding out more about any of the music on this site, please visit the "Music and Arts" section of the
site, where you will find information about the artists. Every page that features music will display the
name of the artist who provided the music, along with the name of the album from whence the music
originated. Many of the pieces heard on this site were composed specifically for your listening pleasure
while viewing the site.
Q: The artwork throughout the site is beautiful! How do I obtain one of the pieces?
All of the artists featured on this site have been brought to you by MMMM. If you are interested in
finding out more about any of the images on this site, please visit the "Music and Arts" section of the
site, where you will find information about the artists. Every page that features images will display the
name of the artist who created the piece. Many of the pieces you will see on this site were composed
specifically for your viewing pleasure while visiting the site.
Q: How much does it cost to become a member of the singles network?
It's free! Simply fill out the profile information and begin your search for the love of your life. We are
affiliated with a number of other personal ad sites, and in association with them, offer you a selection of
discriminating and thoughtful people like you. Other services are available for a fee; the website will let
you know if you are attempting to do something that is reserved for paying members, and will also let
you know what you need to do to obtain those premium memberships.
Q: I would like to submit some of my artwork, music, poetry, or essays to be presented on the site. How
do I do that?
We would love to hear from you regarding your creative efforts. Email us at
submit@theoriesofthought.com. Submitting your work does not mean that we will use it, nor does it
mean that we will own it. On the contrary, we work with many talented artists to promote their work,
and if there is a place for you on our roster, we will make arrangements with you to ensure that you are
included on this site. There is no charge to you, nor will we pay you. You must provide your own
materials and link to your own site. We are also available to assist you in marketing and developing
your work.
Q: How often do new theories appear?
That varies. Normally, there are new submissions everyday, and in addition to reading our popular
theories, you can play games, check horoscopes, listen to music, and just have fun on our site. New
material is being written daily, and we will bring it to you as circumstances permit.
Q: What makes your personal ad section different from the others?
We have formed relationships with numerous personals sites worldwide. To offer our members access to
other people who are serious about love and life. We feel that too many personals sites focus on things
that we feel are not important. On our personals site, we allow you to mingle, chat, and interact at a
pace and on a level you feel comfortable with.
Q: Can I share the Theories with others?
Absolutely. We encourage it. There is never a charge to visit our web site, and we invite you to promote
the many works featured on this web site through your own personal and professional relationships.
Q: What is the purpose of this web site?
Well, besides giving Elvis and his family jobs, we have created a self perpetuating system of promotion
and exposure that is fueled by the passion of our team, our contributors, and our visitors. This web site
is founded on the notion that there are universal interests and needs which have heretofore been left
unmet. We believe that the unique combination of art, music, personal interest items, news, and events
are of interest to everyone.
Q: I have an event that I would like to promote on the site. How do I do that?
We support a number of people and organizations promoting events of various kinds. Email us at
events@theoriesofthought.com , and we will work with you and your organization to include your event
on our Events Calendar.
Q: Who is Anthony Douglas Gere?
Mr. Gere, one of the artists who worked with us to found this site, is a noted author, philanthropist, and
philosopher. There are other writers and poets also that will be featured, but he is the featured artist at
this time.
Q: What is IIII.?
Incline Ideas Intertainment, Inc. developed this site using the latest technologies. We work directly
with organizations of many kinds in an effort to provide our clients with the very best in online services,
including websites, audio and video recording, content development, and other web based services.
Contact us at IIII@theoriesofthought.com
Thanks for clicking on me. Most people just think I'm cute and just stare at me all day when visiting
this site, but I'm much more than just a pretty face. Let me show you around my own little personal
section. Oh yeah, if you're reading this, turn up the volume on your speakers so you can hear what I
sound like. I can write, draw, sing, and do all sorts of things, but I won't show you those talents now,
because our time is limited and there's so much more to see here besides me.
Most of the questions that I get from visitors like you are basic ones that fall into a handful of
categories. These questions are general, and if there's something else you need to know, just submit
your question to our information department. My cousin works over there, and he will respond to you
by email, usually in about 24 hours.
So, lets get started, and thanks for coming to my home. Here are some answers to the most frequently
asked questions. And yeah, I did this myself, aren't you proud of me? Thank you very much.
Q: How do I navigate through this website?
That's easy! Just use your mouse to move the cursor over the page, revealing the many links embedded
throughout the site. Anytime that an image responds to the cursor, you have found a link; left click on
the link to be transported to another area of the site. You can always use your browser's "back" button
to return to the previous page. Take some time to explore the site! There are lots of interesting
diversions to be found here, some of them hidden.
Q: I'm lost! What can I do?
Simply left click on Elvis the Elf if you need help with any aspect of the site. Elvis can display the
various areas of the site, and can even direct you to outside resources, if needed.
Q: The Theories are supposed to be accompanied by music, but I don't hear any. What do I do?
All of the pages on this website feature musical accompaniment, delivered by .wav file. If you are not
able to hear the music, please check your speakers and computer settings to ensure that your
experience of this site is as rich as we intended it to be.
Q: Where did the music come from?
All of the artists featured on this site have been brought to you by MMMM. If you are interested in
finding out more about any of the music on this site, please visit the "Music and Arts" section of the
site, where you will find information about the artists. Every page that features music will display the
name of the artist who provided the music, along with the name of the album from whence the music
originated. Many of the pieces heard on this site were composed specifically for your listening pleasure
while viewing the site.
Q: The artwork throughout the site is beautiful! How do I obtain one of the pieces?
All of the artists featured on this site have been brought to you by MMMM. If you are interested in
finding out more about any of the images on this site, please visit the "Music and Arts" section of the
site, where you will find information about the artists. Every page that features images will display the
name of the artist who created the piece. Many of the pieces you will see on this site were composed
specifically for your viewing pleasure while visiting the site.
Q: How much does it cost to become a member of the singles network?
It's free! Simply fill out the profile information and begin your search for the love of your life. We are
affiliated with a number of other personal ad sites, and in association with them, offer you a selection of
discriminating and thoughtful people like you. Other services are available for a fee; the website will let
you know if you are attempting to do something that is reserved for paying members, and will also let
you know what you need to do to obtain those premium memberships.
Q: I would like to submit some of my artwork, music, poetry, or essays to be presented on the site. How
do I do that?
We would love to hear from you regarding your creative efforts. Email us at
submit@theoriesofthought.com. Submitting your work does not mean that we will use it, nor does it
mean that we will own it. On the contrary, we work with many talented artists to promote their work,
and if there is a place for you on our roster, we will make arrangements with you to ensure that you are
included on this site. There is no charge to you, nor will we pay you. You must provide your own
materials and link to your own site. We are also available to assist you in marketing and developing
your work.
Q: How often do new theories appear?
That varies. Normally, there are new submissions everyday, and in addition to reading our popular
theories, you can play games, check horoscopes, listen to music, and just have fun on our site. New
material is being written daily, and we will bring it to you as circumstances permit.
Q: What makes your personal ad section different from the others?
We have formed relationships with numerous personals sites worldwide. To offer our members access to
other people who are serious about love and life. We feel that too many personals sites focus on things
that we feel are not important. On our personals site, we allow you to mingle, chat, and interact at a
pace and on a level you feel comfortable with.
Q: Can I share the Theories with others?
Absolutely. We encourage it. There is never a charge to visit our web site, and we invite you to promote
the many works featured on this web site through your own personal and professional relationships.
Q: What is the purpose of this web site?
Well, besides giving Elvis and his family jobs, we have created a self perpetuating system of promotion
and exposure that is fueled by the passion of our team, our contributors, and our visitors. This web site
is founded on the notion that there are universal interests and needs which have heretofore been left
unmet. We believe that the unique combination of art, music, personal interest items, news, and events
are of interest to everyone.
Q: I have an event that I would like to promote on the site. How do I do that?
We support a number of people and organizations promoting events of various kinds. Email us at
events@theoriesofthought.com , and we will work with you and your organization to include your event
on our Events Calendar.
Q: Who is Anthony Douglas Gere?
Mr. Gere, one of the artists who worked with us to found this site, is a noted author, philanthropist, and
philosopher. There are other writers and poets also that will be featured, but he is the featured artist at
this time.
Q: What is IIII.?
Incline Ideas Intertainment, Inc. developed this site using the latest technologies. We work directly
with organizations of many kinds in an effort to provide our clients with the very best in online services,
including websites, audio and video recording, content development, and other web based services.
Contact us at IIII@theoriesofthought.com