Nuttin' Wit Me
By Anthony Douglas Gere
Okay, okay, get your mind out of the ghetto gutter, and focus on this theory. I know, you don't
have to admit it to me, but we both know your mind, or at least part of it, was in the dam gutter.
Nuttin' wit Me, you thought this had something to do with a man having an orgasm,
didn't you?. You should be ashamed of yourself, but then again, so should I because I
brought it up huh? Don't laugh, gasp for air or say, "No He Didnt!". Yes I did, and will
universally define it in another way, you will soon witness in reading this theory. Nuttin' Wit
Me, and if that went over your head, let me bring and break it down a little bit, for you squares
like me, that just learnt, not learn, but learnt the word like I did. That statement can be taken
in many ways, now that I really think about it, and may have accidentally put another word in
someones vocabulary and mind. On the streets, playas, ballers, friends with benefits,
horizontal humpers and more, call a man reaching his climax, a nut. So in turn, Nuttin' Wit
Me, could have or is being or been taken, on a sexual level to some, if not you. Okay, that's
a hell of segway. Lets get back to the theory. Nuttin Wit Me, that even makes me laugh.
On this beautiful day, I'm actually in the park, watching people, families and animals
enjoy the weather in their unique and various ways. I'm feeling kind of lonely today,
because I'm just getting over a cold, and I won't be going anywhere with anyone, until
tonight. You see most of my friends are married, in committed relationships, or do their
fatherly duties on the weekend with their kids they are separated from during the week
for whatever reason. But usually at night, when I'm not traveling, working or occupied,
that's when I bond with my male support group, and indulge in some sort of innocent,
legal and fence riding fun or form of entertainment. None of us cross that line and do
stupid things that can bring upon long term damage to themselves or someone else.
But yeah, we have fun because like my man says, "what would you do if you were us,
doing it like we do, because we do what we like if we love it or leave it!". Life to us, is a
license to be you, so, why not obey the law and do just that? Anyway, I was having this
phone conversation with someone from the opposite sex, no, not about Nuttin', stay
with me now. I was talking to a woman, and we started to get on the conversation
about children and parents. We both agreed that you can pretty much tell a lot about
parents, by the way their children react, absorb, apply and respond to with whatever
solution, they've been blessed with naturally and by their surroundings. You see I'm
not one of the blessed men in this world that has been married, raised children
and take on the pressures and responsibilities my parents had on me. I can
honestly say I envy my friends with marriages, children, a wife they complain about
to us in private, but will never let her go because she made him a better person. I
envy that bond and commitment. But I honestly don't regret not having it either,
because my bumpy road to being me, didn't have the off ramp exit labeled, "family".
Nothing wrong with it, just wasn't my choice back then. So as I write this, understand
that I'm speaking with no experience, but stating my opinion, to get yours. So now that
I've painted the picture, lets get back to, Nuttin' Wit Me. And stop laughing and keep your
mind out of the gutter for Pete's sake. By the way, does anyone know who in the
hell Pete is?. Anyway.
By Anthony Douglas Gere
Okay, okay, get your mind out of the ghetto gutter, and focus on this theory. I know, you don't
have to admit it to me, but we both know your mind, or at least part of it, was in the dam gutter.
Nuttin' wit Me, you thought this had something to do with a man having an orgasm,
didn't you?. You should be ashamed of yourself, but then again, so should I because I
brought it up huh? Don't laugh, gasp for air or say, "No He Didnt!". Yes I did, and will
universally define it in another way, you will soon witness in reading this theory. Nuttin' Wit
Me, and if that went over your head, let me bring and break it down a little bit, for you squares
like me, that just learnt, not learn, but learnt the word like I did. That statement can be taken
in many ways, now that I really think about it, and may have accidentally put another word in
someones vocabulary and mind. On the streets, playas, ballers, friends with benefits,
horizontal humpers and more, call a man reaching his climax, a nut. So in turn, Nuttin' Wit
Me, could have or is being or been taken, on a sexual level to some, if not you. Okay, that's
a hell of segway. Lets get back to the theory. Nuttin Wit Me, that even makes me laugh.
On this beautiful day, I'm actually in the park, watching people, families and animals
enjoy the weather in their unique and various ways. I'm feeling kind of lonely today,
because I'm just getting over a cold, and I won't be going anywhere with anyone, until
tonight. You see most of my friends are married, in committed relationships, or do their
fatherly duties on the weekend with their kids they are separated from during the week
for whatever reason. But usually at night, when I'm not traveling, working or occupied,
that's when I bond with my male support group, and indulge in some sort of innocent,
legal and fence riding fun or form of entertainment. None of us cross that line and do
stupid things that can bring upon long term damage to themselves or someone else.
But yeah, we have fun because like my man says, "what would you do if you were us,
doing it like we do, because we do what we like if we love it or leave it!". Life to us, is a
license to be you, so, why not obey the law and do just that? Anyway, I was having this
phone conversation with someone from the opposite sex, no, not about Nuttin', stay
with me now. I was talking to a woman, and we started to get on the conversation
about children and parents. We both agreed that you can pretty much tell a lot about
parents, by the way their children react, absorb, apply and respond to with whatever
solution, they've been blessed with naturally and by their surroundings. You see I'm
not one of the blessed men in this world that has been married, raised children
and take on the pressures and responsibilities my parents had on me. I can
honestly say I envy my friends with marriages, children, a wife they complain about
to us in private, but will never let her go because she made him a better person. I
envy that bond and commitment. But I honestly don't regret not having it either,
because my bumpy road to being me, didn't have the off ramp exit labeled, "family".
Nothing wrong with it, just wasn't my choice back then. So as I write this, understand
that I'm speaking with no experience, but stating my opinion, to get yours. So now that
I've painted the picture, lets get back to, Nuttin' Wit Me. And stop laughing and keep your
mind out of the gutter for Pete's sake. By the way, does anyone know who in the
hell Pete is?. Anyway.